shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with


More good vibes here


chubby birds make me so happy


look at this precious thing oh my goodness


they are a bit cranky but they are just too cute


don’t talk shit though or it will end you


this has been a chubby bird appreciation post

good day

One of the best stories I’ve ever been told, um, I was told a story about a little boy with autism named Spence, who thinks when people are speaking in lower tones that means they’re mad at him, and so he really really relates to me and looks up to me because I have a high pitched voice so he thinks I’m happy all the time. And, um, that type of story, when you’re affected people like that…I mean, how can you be mad at your voice when it’s affecting kids like that? I get a little choked up thinking about it.
Chris Colfer (via lehnsherres)


3yo (after discovering the flap in the front of his underpants): “It’s a secret passage…TO MY PENIS!”


#me in class when i get the answer wrong