“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny
He’s good. He’s on a 6 week field training thing at 29 palms right now. He gets deployed in October.
i forgot that most people are asleep at 3 am
"She never thought the toilet paper roll would fight back." [jesst]
what are ferrets even MADE of?????
"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."
repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014